we rockin stilettos

@luxuryjones @freepeople

2011-06-14T14:09:00.001-07:00

in case you've been wondering what luxuryjones has been up to since she moved to la...

cannon

2011-03-29T10:59:00.000-07:00

this goes out to the person who stole an irreplaceable photo out of my car on sunday night.

these girls are smart

2010-09-28T23:30:00.000-07:00

this one goes out to the one i love. happy anniversary shawn!

holocene 7/30/2010 snap! rotture 8/01/2010 pdx pop

2010-08-02T09:37:00.000-07:00

maybe it's the heat or the lack of ac in clubs, but yall are getting crazy out here. in the last week i have seen some stuff these precious eyes never needed to see. i won't bore you with the details or say which club my friend and i walked in on you and your boyfriend? friend? having wayyyy too good of a time in the bathroom. that's why there is a lock. use it. nbd.

yeahwood 7/24/2010

2010-07-30T11:29:00.000-07:00

this day is a complete blur, i don't even remember taking half of these pix. ohwellsuchislifeenjoywhileyoucan

a.a.m.

2010-07-06T21:50:00.001-07:00

i needed a translator to decipher my messages, but instead i ended up at tube again. foreshadowing perhaps?

deucedeuce

2010-07-03T19:17:00.000-07:00

amomentofsilence

m.o.b.

2010-06-29T12:45:00.000-07:00

http://weezythanxyou.com/

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
myheartofhearts posted a new blog on my birthday.
grateful.

moon.over.bitches.

crown room 06/26/2010 massive

2010-06-27T20:01:00.001-07:00

all the usual suspects...

happy one year we rockin stilettos

2010-06-21T21:45:00.000-07:00

just because i took a shit ton of nudie pix this weekend doesn't mean i am going to post them here. my partner in crime missed the nakedness and is grateful for it. it was rad to see so many people comfortable in their own skin. xoxoxo to @luxuryjones and to this blog for our one year birthday. stay tuned to see what we do with it next...

06/06/2010 snap! photoshoot

2010-06-07T00:23:00.000-07:00

my friend coco does a monthly party at holocene called snap! here is a sneak peek of the photo shoot that was done earlier today...

crown room 06/05/2010 raw aka jimmy bo's birthday

2010-06-06T23:22:00.000-07:00

happy birthday bo! aka optimus prime aka my bodyguard. bo is one of those dudes that will walk 4-12 blocks with me just to get a bag of suckers. dude picks the best movies and sometimes watches them without me (nbd ironman). he is also from one of the best fams in portland. period. the crown room was packed early last night. we also saw a lot of making out... foreshadowing? also just a reminder that this blog will be private soon...

2010-06-01T08:07:00.000-07:00

people that read this blog should know that we are soon making it private. if you already follow us, nothing should change. xoxoxo

crown room 5/29/10 massive

2010-05-31T00:07:00.000-07:00

#freeweezy

2010-05-21T22:55:00.000-07:00

what the fuck your girl got on her mind?

and if you want trouble bitch i want the same thing.

i'm married to that crazy bitch call me kevin federline.

i paid my dues you keep the difference.

so get high, or get low.

sometimes i forget that i have a blog and i can post what.ever.i.want. (that's an @luxuryjones quote).

NICKIMINAJ

2010-05-19T09:47:00.000-07:00

@NICKIMINAJ

holy shit dudes. y'all are seriously starting to annoy me. period. i get it. no really. I GET IT. keep running your mouth. you don't like nicki minaj. trust me. i know. you've said it. the thing is, you can't stop talking about her. why? are you so fucking threatened by her? i would love to know. if you don't like her, there is a super simple solution (shout out alliteration). quit listening to her. that seems too easy right? right? shhhhhhh... go to sleep.

someday lounge 5/16/2010 ante up!

2010-05-16T11:08:00.000-07:00

fuck bitches! get filthy. (miss you @luxuryjones)

tube 4/08/2010 hoodrich

2010-05-10T18:25:00.000-07:00

something magical happened to me this weekend. my heart of hearts and the better half of http://werockinstilettos.blogspot.com/ showed up unannounced. (aka luxuryjones duh) my twinsie and my boyfriend kept it a secret from me. tube was packed, as always. (still my fav bar) (all other bars can suck it) niki's girlfriend, dj automaton will be here next month. check out this site for updates where she is playing! anyhoo... best.surprise.ever.

someday lounge 4/17/2010 ante up!

2010-04-22T19:22:00.000-07:00

i went to see palmer play at the tube. he always has a shit ton of nicki manaj and he is so fun to watch dj. he told me coco was next door so i went to see her and dave. happy birthday dave!!!! then i headed to crown room and saw one of my besties!! (xoxoxo) then i headed back to someday where i proceeded to dance my ass off for the rest of the night. the raddest part is that i forgot my id. portland=almost summer=happiness. can you feel it?

tube 4/10/2010 hoodrich

2010-04-12T14:29:00.000-07:00

tube had a lot of dudes in it on saturday. probably 5 to 1 ratio. it also had a lot of my favorite music. i danced all night. still my favorite bar. not sure if anyone or everyone knows this... but across the street on the DIRTTTTY side they are towing cars after 11pm. don't park there. super fun night, especially when @kimmoon showed up shitfaced and ready to party. xoxoxo

raw 04/03/2010 crown room

2010-04-09T23:52:00.000-07:00

these pics are from the most fun ever. last saturday was crazy. i got drunk, kenny fresh knew it. no biggie. my sister danced on stage and smoked a cig, we walk on the wild side in the moon fam. don't worry about it. tomorrow i will be hanging out at tube where @roninroc will be djing. i forget what he named it so... just show up and buy me a drink - byeeeeee. oh! i almost forgot... youngmoolababy! #freeweezy xoxoxoxo

it's been awhile

2010-04-09T23:45:00.000-07:00

dudes. i finally got my new macbook pro in the mail (shout out freaky outty)... so i can post again. portland has been so fun lately! i can't wait for summer. beach trips every sunday monday and hopefully tuesdays. if you don't know you better ask somebody. but don't ask me my car is fulllllll. ok ask me, i'll find you a ride. anyhoo enjoy...

nobigdeal

2010-03-16T18:57:00.000-07:00

it's been awhile. my mac is out of service... be patient. jeez. instead of posting pics i am going to tell you what to do. everyone should read and follow bossyma . her blog is hilarious. also @luxuryjones and i have the cutest boos in the world and their blog is anteuppdx . follow them as well if you know what's good for you. xoxoxoxoxoxo

you're welcome

2010-02-21T17:44:00.000-08:00

to all my friends!

2010-02-21T17:39:00.000-08:00

stevie wonder

2010-02-17T17:10:00.000-08:00

you should close your eyes and not watch this shitty video. but you should listen to the best song ever.

massive 01/11/10 crown room

2010-02-01T16:51:00.000-08:00

my mama told me once... "don't say shit! plead the 5th" wait... maybe that was a tshirt. took me a minute to go through these pix. fellas. fellas. fellas. what can i say? imma heed my mama's advice and not say shit. one thing i know for sure is tube=safe. thank fucking god for the tube.

magic city

2010-01-31T15:18:00.000-08:00

when we were driving in i felt like the moon was closer to me than it ever had been before...

someone tagged the booth where we were eating dinner....

why?? this is not a toy store. it's a woman's clothing shop...

my favorite current color is flamingo

this dog was in our lobby and he obviously reminded me a lot of carlos.

i was mostly interested in going to Stanky Danky...

BUFFET!!!

obviously we had to stop at chat with this guy

@luxuryjones and @foxmoonpdx forever

2010-01-26T09:51:00.000-08:00

this is our shiiittttttttttt

dreamgirls

2010-01-23T17:55:00.000-08:00

rip city

2010-01-23T17:31:00.000-08:00

at the Blazer/Clipper game i swear there were more Blazer jereseys than Clippers!

these girls were really hot

tube 01/17/2010 ninjah sundays

2010-01-18T23:39:00.000-08:00

we went to the movie "up in the air" before @roninroc had to dj at tube. a great movie without a happy ending. i am calling it ninjah sundays because if you follow this blog yall know i am dreaming of a day for that dude to dj hiphop again. tube got packed. the bartenders of tube are some of the best in this city. kylie got to have a little meat treat and i got hear lil wayne. great way to start/end a week.

someday lounge 1/16/2010 ante up

2010-01-18T20:23:00.000-08:00

perhaps you worked the someday door on sat night, oh wait nope that was me and bo. i realized something that night... which is it must be pretty tough to be a dude. no one pays for your way in, no one gives a shit if you have a drink in your hand, and your friends will leave you at the door if you forgot your id. cheers to being a lady. anyhoo, i had fun working the door with james dean (that's really his name). hopefully next time i won't be wearing such uncomfortable shoes. there were so many people there at one point that i couldn't get through the crowd to take pix. so i stayed up front and got busy with kristine and justin. see you on the 6th of feb for ante up - raw at the crown room. maybe you will be blessed enough for me to take your pix, probably not though. ha!

this sat. we rocking stilettos reppin

2010-01-13T23:00:00.000-08:00

don't sleep.

shout out to @luxuryjones!

2010-01-07T09:32:00.000-08:00

dreamxoxoxoxo

it's saturday night you'll probably wear that shit to church

ridin with no tints

ice age!

don't ask me what my name is

really any mariah carey from the last decade

@luxuryjones' gfriend has this wierdo ability to memorize lyrics after she has only heard the song once, it's really very impressive

but you like a bitch with no ass you ain't got shit

this is our 100th post and i thought i would post some songs that @luxuryjones and i like to dance to.

there are probs 1000 more but these really united us.

crown room 01/02/2010! "raw" presented by ante up

2010-01-03T12:40:00.000-08:00

who knew that i could go out sick and still survive the next day? technically i started this post at 11am and now its 4pm so i guess i am using the word "survive" loosely. last night was rad on so many levels. a lot of my ladies surprised me and showed up without telling me first. if you know anything about us moon girls, we love a good surprise. anyhoo, it was fun to see them and dance it up. after the roots concert i got to drive @questlove and @leighfeldman3 to 2410 where questlove was djing an afterparty. then heading back to the crown room i ran into more friends. then we waited forEVER for some tacos (reminded me of the summer with vera!). while there some wrestling dudes were literally air fighting and it finished my evening perfectly.

tonight!! crown room

2010-01-02T08:52:00.000-08:00

can't wait to dance it up with some of my ladies tonight.

someday lounge 12/31/2009 the fix nye party!

2010-01-02T01:14:00.000-08:00

i had a migraine all day and really did not want to go. i am so glad i did though. the djs were amazing and so were the bands. i was super tired and then kylie showed up with the ladies and her dude and the a team was in full effect. soon i was dancing on tables with tina from my work and all of a sudden it was 2010. E.A.D. 2009! i was sad i wasn't with a lot of my ladies for this night but thankful for the ones i was with. somewhere in the middle of the night i decided to take pix through a donut, blame it on the... well you know the rest. miss you nikki aka @luxuryjones miss you vera aka @automatondj ffs!

tube 12/20/2009 tube xmas party

2009-12-28T16:51:00.000-08:00

lemme start by saying i forgot to take pix at massive on dec.26th if you wanna read about it go here: http://bit.ly/81ElR7

i should also say that a lot of people have asked (ie 3 people) why the same people are always on this blog. they are our friends... yes my friend justin is gay and available. (sorry to put you on blast @cressidalove) no @luxuryjones and i will not take pix of your wedding, unless we happen to be there and we feel like it.

enjoy.

ffs.

christmas carlos

2009-12-27T11:39:00.000-08:00

so for Christmas we got Carlos this cat toy that he discovered at our friend Kime's house while we were watching the Biggest Loser finale. he went BONKERS for this toy like I have never seen before! I'm convinced he's hooked on the catnip... anyway, we got him this toy for Christmas. I had it hidden on a counter top for at least a week, but once accidentally knocked it, setting of the chirping function and he wouldn't stop staring at the counter for several hours!
my point is that he really really really loves this toy. One of the following pictures is actually a video, though I doubt I uploaded it properly because I am terrible at this sort of things. Anyway, it was very satisfying to give someone a gift that they love and enjoy SO much!

san francisco sux somtimes

2009-12-27T11:14:00.000-08:00

to me this poster really sums up the entire city. the only thing missing from the picture is a syringe

taxidermy pomeranian??!!

original plumbing magazine party, hosted by Rocco aka Katastrophe... the Dating Game was played and it was pretty funny. My friend Julie's aunt met her husband on the dating Game in the 60's and the marriage actually lasted!

Carlos.. dear, dear Carlos. I feel like not that many people get to fully enjoy him when he's really being himself and not barking at you.... he's just SO much fun to hang out with....

he's sitting in the back seat here because he saw a large pile back there (he really loves a pile)

now he's in his favorite spot, dad's lap

someday lounge 12/17/09 the fix 3 year anniversary

2009-12-18T20:53:00.000-08:00

This goes out to Luxury Jones

2009-12-14T13:33:00.000-08:00

my week 12/07/09-12/13/09 random!

2009-12-14T09:07:00.000-08:00

someday lounge 12/05/09 ante up!

2009-12-14T08:50:00.000-08:00

missing @luxuryjones aka niki
@roninroc, @djnature, @docadam

some girl is regretting dropping that i'm sure.
for some reason i got really drunk this night, probably because the bartenders rule at someday. i left to meet some metal dudes at satyricon, where aparently the drinks flow like water. when i went back to the someday the djs played from a lot of my favorite mixtapes and i danced up a storm. feeling a little remorse for not getting all the filthy dancers aka my friend jessica aka @luxuryjones.

2009-12-11T20:23:00.000-08:00

i don't think "crazy cuts" is the best name for a hair salon...

lately

2009-12-10T08:35:00.000-08:00

Linda Goodman says that us Virgo's are being temporarily ruled by the planet Mercury until our real true ruler, the yet undiscovered planet Vulcan is, well, discovered. I may have found the planning comity?

this sign did not want to be photographed. but it's called "ABOUT gentleman's club"

dj evilone and steve1der

I see V's everywhere I go....

this is girl about to embark on a journey... a journey into the infamous brownie waffle sundae...

this next bunch of pictures were taken in this super amazing and hidden farm lab that is under this bridge in downtown los angeles and happens to be right next door to my new fabulous studio space. and across the way in the other direction you'll see a wide open space with corn growing in it, and that is actually a state park. and it's very beautiful and it's right next door to me!

don't sleep.

2009-12-03T10:48:00.000-08:00

this saturday at the someday lounge in portland should be fun. friday is hot mess at the tube. see you there?

crown room 11/28/2009 massive continued...

2009-12-01T20:52:00.000-08:00

here are some i forgot... wish i could put more up actually, but some things y'all don't wanna see. or maybe you do but i'm not showing them. aka kylie i will email you the bed pix... heart you portland. i miss you @luxuryjones and @automatondj!!!!

crown room 11/28/2009 massive

2009-12-01T19:14:00.000-08:00

shots of patron and getting in fights with annoying girls came easy this night. i avoided most of them but every girl has to take a shot once in a while. right vanndito? hahaha. my sissies and i ran into some old friends and kept out of trouble. success.

invasion 11/28/2009 vannda's birthday!!!

2009-12-01T18:56:00.000-08:00

joe and margot
aren't they the cutest?
pandafox

fam=love

happy birthday?
hahaha
one of my bestie's had a bday and her girlfriend and i threw her a party. shots of tequila were had and hangovers were inevitable. also someone got her face dryhumped. touche' stripper dude. classic.

l.i.v.i.n

2009-11-22T09:26:00.000-08:00

there are way better shoes here. that actually fit me

@djevilone doin what he does

sometimes carlos feels like putting on his policeman's hat

for Vera's birthday all the friends and dogs came out to play!

deep desert

2009-11-22T09:21:00.000-08:00

palmsy springsy

2009-11-22T09:17:00.000-08:00

hollywood night #1

2009-11-22T09:08:00.000-08:00

this sat at the someday lounge!

2009-11-11T17:51:00.001-08:00

this is going to be the most fun ever! come dance with me, i plan on getting filthy with all my ladies...